Squirt! Patio Pandemonium

July 20, 2025 3:00 pm

SQUIRT – The Wettest Patio Party of the Summer!
Sunday, July 20th | 3PM | PRONTO Patio

It’s HOT. You’re THIRSTY. And we’re about to get you SOAKED.
Welcome to SQUIRT – a wet & wild afternoon of squirt gun chaos, oiled-up go-go gods, drag divas, and summer mayhem on the Pronto patio.

Expect:
Squirt Gun Battles
Wet T-Shirt Contests
Drag Shows & Sexy Go-Go Dancers
Super Soaker Slushies & Body Shots
DJ Hemlok spinning pool party anthems all day

Bring your squirt guns. Bring your crew. Leave dry at your own risk.
First 50 guests recieve a free squirt gun and swag!

#SQUIRTatPRONTO #SoakedAndSlayed #GetWetOrGoHome

DJ Hemlok, Whitney Naomi, Troy Sterling